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The Princess-In-Training Manual: The Princess-In-Training ManualDivas Don't Fake It (And Nine Paperback – Nov. 1 2003

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Princess Jacqueline de Soignee is used to having her life handed to her on a silver platter. But being a princess in the 21st century isn't easy, and there are certain rules that she must adhere to, such as "never wear your tiara before five in the afternoon: to do so is gauche." The Princess-In-Training Manual is a flip, irreverent first-person look at what it takes to be a princess in the modern world.

Divas Don't Fake It is a first-person fiction narrative guiding readers through the levels of "divadom," and takes a revealing look at what it takes to be a diva -- you don't need anything but lipstick and eyeliner . . . and a suitcase full of self-confidence and attitude. These semi-tongue-in-cheek vignettes will resonate with any young woman who loves -- or has always dreamed of -- being the center of attention.

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  1. Print length
    288 pages
  2. Language
    English
  3. Publisher
    Red Dress Ink
  4. Publication date
    Nov. 1 2003
  5. Dimensions
    12.7 x 1.91 x 20.32 cm
  6. ISBN-10
    0373250398
  7. ISBN-13
    978-0373250394
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In this enjoyable "flip" book, two authors show women how to find their inner princesses and divas. Drucker's offering (which might have benefited from less advice and more action) is narrated by the spunky Princess Jacqueline de Soignee. Jacqueline may live a life of leisure, but she also runs a charity and genuinely cares about her friends. And princesses do run into frogs, as Jacqueline discovers when she goes out with a handsome actor, only to realize that her Prince Charming is waiting in the wings. "I was born to be a diva," Xandra informs her readers at the beginning of Orloff's charming escapade, and she's a delightful guide to the world of divadom. Xandra and her best friend Scott hit all of the hottest clubs and drink the trendiest drinks, but Xandra's quest for true love isn't successful until she meets Scott's neighbor, the delicious David. But Xandra will find that even divas have to be flexible and forgiving when it comes to love. Kristine Huntley
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Product details

  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Red Dress Ink (Nov. 1 2003)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 288 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0373250398
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0373250394
  • Item weight ‏ : ‎ 249 g
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.7 x 1.91 x 20.32 cm
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.0 4.0 out of 5 stars 7 ratings

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    Erica Orloff is the author of over 20 novels for adults, young adults, and (as Erica Kirov) middle-grade readers. She is a native New Yorker, but currently resides in Virginia with her family and menagerie of pets. Despite venturing South, she still roots for the Yankees. In her nonexistent free time, she enjoys knitting, gardening, and hunting for Buddha statues for her collection. Twitter: @ericaorloff.

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3.0 out of 5 stars for those who miss the Age of Divine Royalty
Reviewed in Canada on November 7, 2003
"Divas Don't fake it" by Erica Orloff. Xandra is a diva who uses her skills to full advantage. She explains what diva means so that females will learn about empowerment. She's not afraid to make a scene, or tell the truth even when it means hurting someone else. Divas are kind to those who deserve their kindness and are honest to a fault. It is not easy loving a diva but those who do find it a rich and rewarding experience because they are very special people who are not afraid to love and be loved. Erica Orloff's tongue-in-cheek tale "Divas Don't Fake it" might turn off some readers who think profanity and rough sex is not their cup of tea.
"The Princess In Training Manual" by Princess Jacqueline de Soignee. She is a real princess whose family was saved from Madam Guillotine during the French Revolution by their chamberlain Jacques who whisked them away to Geneva. Princess Jacqueline believes royals are different then commoners but everyone has the potential to bring the inner princess out of hiding and behaving to the manner born. Jacqueline can be kind when it is called for but she has a very high opinion of herself and doesn't understand when people scorn rather than appreciate royalty. Readers will understand the opposite as Princess Jacqueline will turn off readers except perhaps the Paparazzi and a few royal worshippers.
Though intended as satirical humor, only die hard turn the clock back to the Age of Divine Royalty elitist wannabes will enjoy this duet.
Harriet Klausner
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Caroline P. Hampton
4.0 out of 5 stars Express Your Inner Diva
Reviewed in Canada on October 26, 2003
This hilarious new Red Dress Ink book dives into the world of tiara and princess tendencies. This great new book by the author of "Diary of a Blues Goddess" and "Spanish Disco" is a really funny tongue-in-check look into the world of princess, divas and what's it like to be those things in the "MODERN" age. It's not all fun and games --- that's for sure. This great flip book (from 2 very different perspectives) is a fun and great addition to the Red Dress Ink library. It's fun and light --- not a literary giant -- but fun nonetheless.
Cheers!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Such a FUN READ!!!
Reviewed in Canada on February 11, 2004
Read this book for a fun, funny escape into the world of privilege and divahood. My favorite was Princess-in-Training, the fairly tale/advice manual written by a saucy, sassy little lady who takes you on a ride and lets you out at the end wanting more. I laughed and smiled as her foibles and mishaps and ultimate fame found her traipsing the globe and wrecking havoc in clothing boutiques. A very fun read, indeed.
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Mini
3.0 out of 5 stars Cute, quick read!
Reviewed in Canada on October 29, 2003
This two-books-in-one offering is great to read in one sitting. The concept is cute and the stories are entertaining. However, in the spirit of constructive criticism, I should point out some loose ends. I think Divas Don't Fake It should've been longer. It would've made quite an interesting novel if the characters and story had been further developed. The aforementioned novella is my favorite of the two -- for Orloff uses the same no-nonsense language she used in Spanish Disco. Xandra Kingston is a great character. We need more heroines of this sort. Although there are times in which Xandra's confidence is a bit too caricatured to be believable. The Princess-in-Training is also nice. It chronicles Princess Jacqueline de Soignee's overall fabulousness. However, I found the heroine's fashion talk and shopping expeditions a tad boring. She namedrops famous fashion designers from beginning to end. At times I felt as though I was reading a less amusing version of Confessions of a Shopaholic. All in all, not a bad reading experience. This isn't as good as Losing It, A Clean Slate or Diary of a Blues Goddess, but it is a fun, quick read nevertheless. I recommend it as a great complement to a deep bubble bath and a martini.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Cute, quick read
Reviewed in Canada on December 6, 2003
Loved the concept of two books in one. This one is definitely a quick read. Fun and punchy and uniquely different. Divas Don't Fake It was the better story of the two with an exciting, feisty heroine in Xandra. The Princess was a bit hard to relate to, but the story idea was fun. All in all, an easy two commuter train rides read.
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Radell F. Nelson
5.0 out of 5 stars Spoonful of French Sugar helps Existentialist Sugar Go Down
Reviewed in Canada on April 17, 2004
Jean Paul Sartre taught us how to present deep ideas in popular formats, like novels & plays. Contemporary existentialist DeSoignee (AKA Drucker) continues this tradition, presenting the Princess as a role we can play, whether born royal or not, determining our essense by the choices we make.
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Kelly A. fuller
3.0 out of 5 stars Fun, but don't expect a literary masterpiece....
Reviewed in Canada on October 28, 2003
I am fan of the Red Dress Ink line, and rate most of them at least 4 stars. However, this book just wasn't as good as the others. I bought it because I liked the fact that it was two books in one. It reminded me of those "He said, She books" I used to read as a preteen. But these are two totally different books, and I think that's the problem. Becase of the two book format, the stories were short. The characters felt undeveloped. Too much drama in a small book just seems a little overwhelming. I felt as if I need more information and reasoning to why the two female characters acted the way they did.
I loved Erica Orloff's Spanish Disco (also Red Dress Ink) and this book just didn't measure up.
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